To: Dean of (plural noun)

Subject: College Application Essay

Date: March 14, 2019

Dear (noun) or (noun),

I’m (adverb) excited about applying to your college. My (plural noun) have been guiding (plural noun) all my life. They (adverb) (verb, past tense) me to study hard and make a contribution to my local (noun). Without their (verb) I couldn’t even consider a college like yours.

Because I’m as (adjective) as a (solid object) I haven’t, like, spent much time (verb ending in ‘ing’) on all that (school subject) stuff. But my (noun) figured out a way to pay someone lots of (noun) to take (plural noun) for me! Like it was so (expression of surprise)! Those last two years in (location) were like a (noun) and I pulled down a (number with one decimal place).

I’m maybe suffering from (crippling disease), so we hired a (adjective) girl/boy pretending to be me playing (a game). I gotta say, though, my (plural body part) are really (adjective) thanks to all the (verb) that I do.

My friends are so (adjective) to me. I have over (number) followers on (Internet site). I think that’s awesome, don’t you?

(celebrity)’s big (noun) is in the mail. I really hope that you like me and will (verb) me a (noun) at your school.

Hugs,

(son/daughter of celebrity)

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Here’s ours:

To: Dean of Dogs

Subject: College Application Essay

Date: March 14, 2019

Dear Papaya or Hat,

I’m steadily excited about applying to your college. My hairbrushes have been guiding pasta noodles all my life. They merrily hid me to study hard and make a contribution to my local phone. Without their cuts I couldn’t even consider a college like yours.

Because I’m as grumpy as a anchor I haven’t, like, spent much time jumping on all that math stuff. But my sailboat figured out a way to pay someone lots of lamp to take jugs for me! Like it was so gasp!. Those last two years in Grenada were like a Parmesan cheese and I pulled down a 101.3.

I’m maybe suffering from multiple sclerosis, so we hired a bright boy pretending to be me playing Catan. I gotta say, though, my legs are really fluffy thanks to all the sniffling that I do. My friends are so dim to me. I have over 9 followers on Google. I think that’s awesome, don’t you?

George Clooney’s big charging cable is in the mail. I really hope that you like me and will giggle me a TV at your school.

Hugs,

Any of the Kardashians

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