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Position: Snoozing<\/h6>\n

\"carol-sleeping\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Hello friends, do you have trouble sleeping at night? Does your mind race and keep you awake? Do the stresses of the day keep you up late? If so, you need Overnight! The latest wonder drug from Aleta Pharmacopeia, LLC.<\/p>\n

Never heard of Overnight? Don\u2019t worry, thousands have taken Overnight and slept like babies for days afterwards. Many take it for years and report they feel younger all the time.<\/p>\n

Just what is Overnight (Atseaallnighteradderal) <\/em>? Overnight is taking your boat out to sea for at least 24 hours and pointing it in a direction you want to go. Not only will you get to your destination quicker, you\u2019ll fall fast asleep as soon as your lines are secured. Now, I know what you\u2019re thinking, isn\u2019t Overnight dangerous? Like any miracle cure, Overnight should be taken with caution. Especially if you don\u2019t know how to follow instructions.<\/p>\n

Indications<\/h6>\n
    \n
  • You are in a hurry and trying to get somewhere else in days rather than weeks.<\/li>\n
  • Weather is threatening and you need to find your way to a safe harbour.<\/li>\n
  • You\u2019re at Point A (the Caribbean) and you want to get to Point B (Spain).<\/li>\n
  • It\u2019s been a while since Customs agents boarded your boat at night and you miss their commanding presence.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
    Contra-indications<\/h6>\n
      \n
    • You suffer from narcolepsy \u2013 it is important to stay awake during your watch.<\/li>\n
    • You were recently boarded by Customs agents in the middle of the night, and you don\u2019t want to repeat the experience.<\/li>\n
    • Weather is threatening and you are tied up at a secure berth.<\/li>\n
    • If your eyesight is poor enough that you won\u2019t drive at night. Why on earth would you want to sail somewhere in darkness?<\/li>\n
    • You are a marina queen and the thought of communing with the moon, stars, and shining little critters of the sea pales in comparison to yet another Planter\u2019s Punch at Jolly Jack Tar\u2019s Watering Hole.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
      Side Effects<\/h6>\n
        \n
      • Exhaustion \u2013 pulling an all-nighter might have been fun in college. At sea where there are hundreds of unseen dangers your adrenaline keeps you going until you inevitably crash. But that\u2019s the point, right?<\/li>\n
      • Hallucinations \u2013 auditory and visual. In studies, 100% of Aleta\u2019s permanent crew have reported hallucinations while on Overnight. Mostly auditory, rarely visual.<\/li>\n
      • Night terrors \u2013 in studies, 100% of Aleta\u2019s permanent crew have been scared awake at one point or another while on Overnight.<\/li>\n
      • Profound sense of accomplishment \u2013 97% of Overnight users admit to feelings of euphoria and satisfaction once they are safely in a marina bar sipping on a Planter\u2019s Punch.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
        Dosage<\/h6>\n
          \n
        • Take one well found ocean going sailing vessel to sea for at least 24 hours.<\/li>\n
        • Stand watch in three- or four-hour shifts.<\/li>\n
        • Once you reach safe harbour, drop anchor, or moor up. Knock back a tot of grog and head to your berth for as long as it takes to recover. You deserve it.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
          Cautions<\/h6>\n

          Overnight is available by conscription from good ships’ captains everywhere. Take Overnight with caution. Do your homework, agree on a cruising plan, set watches, and keep an eye on the weather. Overnight may be taken for weeks at a time without permanent brain damage. In rare cases, Overnight may inspire a sense of wonder and a passion for sailing under a canopy of stars with turbulent blue\/green phosphorescence trailing off the stern of the user\u2019s boat. If this happens to you be prepared to fish for your supper and conserve water. You are liable to be at sea for a very long time.<\/p>\n

          \u00a9 2023 Aleta Pharmacopeia, LLC<\/em><\/p>\n

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