{"id":19074,"date":"2024-09-29T17:43:54","date_gmt":"2024-09-29T21:43:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/aleta.life\/?p=19074"},"modified":"2024-10-01T13:18:27","modified_gmt":"2024-10-01T17:18:27","slug":"numbi-numpties","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/aleta.life\/index.php\/2024\/09\/29\/numbi-numpties\/","title":{"rendered":"Numbi Numpties"},"content":{"rendered":"<h6>Position: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/maps\/place\/Numbi+Gate\/@-25.1556563,31.1793983,14.88z\/data=!4m6!3m5!1s0x1ee8239523cd7fb5:0x8121373c1fee8e34!8m2!3d-25.1554069!4d31.1981163!16s%2Fg%2F11ft7dkkt5?entry=ttu&amp;g_ep=EgoyMDI0MDkyNS4wIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3D\">25\u00b009&#8217;20.4&#8243;S 31\u00b011&#8217;53.4&#8243;E<\/a><\/h6>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/aleta.life\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/numbi-gate-sign.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-19117\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/aleta.life\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/numbi-gate-sign.jpg?resize=520%2C390&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"numbi-gate-sign\" width=\"520\" height=\"390\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/aleta.life\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/numbi-gate-sign.jpg?resize=520%2C390&amp;ssl=1 520w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/aleta.life\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/numbi-gate-sign.jpg?resize=1024%2C768&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/aleta.life\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/numbi-gate-sign.jpg?resize=768%2C576&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/aleta.life\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/numbi-gate-sign.jpg?resize=215%2C161&amp;ssl=1 215w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/aleta.life\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/numbi-gate-sign.jpg?w=1500&amp;ssl=1 1500w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/aleta.life\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/numbi-gate-sign.jpg?w=1208&amp;ssl=1 1208w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 520px) 100vw, 520px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Leaving Kruger National Park via the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/maps\/place\/Numbi+Gate\/@-25.1314689,31.1323676,13z\/data=!4m6!3m5!1s0x1ee8239523cd7fb5:0x8121373c1fee8e34!8m2!3d-25.1554069!4d31.1981163!16s%2Fg%2F11ft7dkkt5?entry=ttu&amp;g_ep=EgoyMDI0MDkyNS4wIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3D\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Numbi Gate<\/a> isn\u2019t recommended. At least not for foreigners. A result of its proximity to the hard-knock township of Numbi and the 2022 murder of a <a href=\"https:\/\/www.citizen.co.za\/lowvelder\/news-headlines\/local-news\/2024\/09\/13\/german-tourist-murder-case-trial-continues-in-mpumalanga-high-court\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">German tourist<\/a> in a carjacking gone bad. Blissfully ignorant of these facts, we drove through Numbi and its neighbouring villages on our way to Hazyview, just up the road.<\/p>\n<p>After a mile or so you are flanked by orderly rows of concrete bungalows. Smoke rises slowly from a thousand wood stoves. A dense web of electrical wires feeds power to each dwelling. Kids, handsome in their neat school uniforms, lined both sides of the wide streets, adding to the hustle and bustle of the place. Like kids anywhere, there was lots of chatting and laughing and dawdling taking place. And as soon as the uniforms changed colours from blue to red or green we knew we\u2019d entered another district. Looking in the rearview mirror I noticed we were being tailed by a rent-a-cop car. Turns out it was part of the local effort to make the area safer for tourists.<\/p>\n<h6>Hazyview<\/h6>\n<p>Smoke clung to the trees and lay heavily in the valley around Hazyview. I wondered if smoke were the reason for its name, or if there were a more natural phenomenon in play. Like the terpenoid mist rising off the <a href=\"https:\/\/smokymountainnationalpark.com\/blog\/why-are-the-smoky-mountains-smokey\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Smoky Mountains<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Adding to the sense of having entered a security compound, our hotel had a long list of Don\u2019ts in its welcome packet:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Don\u2019t get cash from an ATM alone<\/li>\n<li>Don\u2019t walk alone after dark<\/li>\n<li>Don\u2019t stop your car for strangers, no matter what.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>The list went on. Like so many towns in South Africa, poverty gives rise to local gangs and criminal opportunists. Our (benign) shakedown experiences were more frequent at weekends, when petty criminals are off work and looking to supplement their income.<\/p>\n<p>Hazyview was unremarkable. If it weren\u2019t for an exceptional breakfast at the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.kukasoup.co.za\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Kuka Caf\u00e9<\/a> we might have forgotten the whole thing. \u201cOmelette\u201d has become a broad term for anything egg-based and flat that surrounds something more three dimensional. More often these days they are nothing better than a thinly fried pancake without the flour. It\u2019s probably a lack of cream that does it. A good, fluffy omelette needs cream. The chef at Kuka\u2019s served up the fluffiest omelettes of our entire trip. It was also Carol\u2019s birthday week, so cause for double celebration. It is, after all, the simple things that bring us the most joy.<\/p>\n<h6>Sabie<\/h6>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/aleta.life\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/sabie-graskop-south-africa-29.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-19110\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/aleta.life\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/sabie-graskop-south-africa-29.jpg?resize=520%2C391&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"520\" height=\"391\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/aleta.life\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/sabie-graskop-south-africa-29.jpg?resize=520%2C391&amp;ssl=1 520w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/aleta.life\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/sabie-graskop-south-africa-29.jpg?resize=1024%2C771&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/aleta.life\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/sabie-graskop-south-africa-29.jpg?resize=768%2C578&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/aleta.life\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/sabie-graskop-south-africa-29.jpg?resize=215%2C162&amp;ssl=1 215w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/aleta.life\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/sabie-graskop-south-africa-29.jpg?w=1500&amp;ssl=1 1500w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/aleta.life\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/sabie-graskop-south-africa-29.jpg?w=1208&amp;ssl=1 1208w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 520px) 100vw, 520px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Stuffed and caffeinated, we set out with high hopes for <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sabie.co.za\/\">Sabie<\/a>. Advertised as another wanna-be town high up in the mountains, it promised good restaurants, quirky accommodations and microbrews. It fit the mould. Having negotiated a <a target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/en.m.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/First_Battle_of_the_Marne\">Marne<\/a>-sized run of potholes, we began climbing. As we did the landscape changed from low scrub and grass to neat stands of commercial pine and eucalyptus trees. It wasn\u2019t the first time we\u2019d seen forests on the trip, but these were the biggest we\u2019d come across. Sabie is a logging town at heart, and has a sense of blue-collar \u2018actually, we\u2019re doing okay, here\u2019 about it.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.sabietownhouse.co.za\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">The Sabie Town House Guest Lodge<\/a> sits behind a motorized key-coded security gate. Every hotel we stayed at was fenced in by barbed, electrical wire that reached up 10 feet. As an optimist I reasoned this was to keep animals out. Impalas can jump 10 feet in the air. Kudus manage similar feats leaping to the side, not straight ahead; dekeing out their enemies with surprise and strength. The pessimist in me thinks the fencing is to keep humans out. Or in.<\/p>\n<p>The Sabie Town House is a quirky place. Each generous room is themed. Ours was Marrakesh, replete with pointy, rounded window frames and mirrored fabric throws. Our host warned us not to drink the water under any circumstances. Not even to brush our teeth. She had left a bottle of water for that purpose on our sink. Her warning was a first and we heeded it as best we could.<\/p>\n<h6>Schindler\u2019s Lift<\/h6>\n<p>Venturing out we discovered the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.graskopgorgeliftcompany.co.za\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Graskop Gorge Lift Co.<\/a>, a combined eco-tourism centre and bungy jumping venue. The result is a surprisingly fun experience. Access to the floor of the teardrop canyon is by a large, Wonka-ready glass elevator. Dropping a couple hundred feet you bid goodbye to direct sunlight and walk out into a curated rainforest. Information boards and tags help you along your self-guided walk. The route is along a boardwalk with bouncy suspension bridges that cross large pools of water. We learned about medicinal plants, fungi, animals and birds native to the area.<\/p>\n<p>The panels extolled the benefits of silence in understanding how a forest works. Shut up and listen \u2013 they admonished with the support of pithy quotes by long-dead writers. High above our heads we heard the squeals of bungy jumpers swinging back and forth just above the canopy. After all, the park needed something to engage the kids.<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"604\" height=\"340\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/k_dyOB7QCwo?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong>DINNER<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Never ones to pass up a good beer or a good meal we paused first at the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sabiebrewery.com\/about-us\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Sabie Brewery<\/a> and sampled their wares. I like their IPA better than Carol, leaning towards a sour as it did. For dinner our host recommended the Woodsman, and, despite its roadhouse d\u00e9cor, it didn\u2019t disappoint. 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A short walk takes you right up to the edge of the 2,300\u2019 (700m) cliff. It\u2019s a sheer drop and the rickety fence didn\u2019t look like it would take much to upend it. It hadn\u2019t rained for days, and the distant air was thick from cane field burn-off. On a clearer day I\u2019m sure we could have seen the coast.<\/p>\n<p>Each natural viewpoint is a separate opportunity to pay a parking fee and buy handcrafted tchotchke. Some of which was quite lovely, but far bigger than our baggage could accommodate. In one corner I watched a woman sanding down and shaping a large bowl with a fistful of sand. Of course! Before 3M came along, that was how woodworking was done.<\/p>\n<p>The road turned and twisted, and more signs beckoned us to see the next waterfall. In the rainy season I\u2019m sure the trickles turn into torrents, but that was still a few weeks away. Further north the valley opened up and irrigated fields turned the red\/orange landscape dark green. 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