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To: Dean of (plural noun<\/u><\/em>)<\/p>\n

Subject: College Application Essay<\/p>\n

Date: March 14, 2019<\/p>\n

Dear (noun<\/u><\/em>) or (noun<\/u><\/em>),<\/p>\n

I\u2019m (adverb<\/u><\/em>) excited about applying to your college. My (plural noun<\/u>) <\/em>have been guiding (plural noun<\/u>) <\/em>all my life. They (adverb<\/u>) (verb, past tense<\/u>)<\/em> me to study hard and make a contribution to my local (noun<\/u><\/em>). Without their (verb<\/u><\/em>) I couldn\u2019t even consider a college like yours.<\/p>\n

Because I\u2019m as (adjective<\/u><\/em>) as a (solid object<\/u><\/em>) I haven\u2019t, like, spent much time (verb ending in ‘ing’<\/u><\/em>) on all that (school subject<\/u><\/em>) stuff. But my (noun<\/u><\/em>) figured out a way to pay someone lots of (noun<\/u><\/em>) to take (plural noun<\/u><\/em>) for me! Like it was so (expression of surprise<\/u><\/em>)! Those last two years in (location<\/u><\/em>) were like a (noun<\/u><\/em>) and I pulled down a (number with one decimal place<\/u><\/em>).<\/p>\n

I\u2019m maybe suffering from (crippling disease<\/u><\/em>), so we hired a (adjective<\/u><\/em>) girl\/boy pretending to be me playing (a game<\/u><\/em>). I gotta say, though, my (plural body part<\/u><\/em>) are really (adjective<\/u><\/em>) thanks to all the (verb<\/u><\/em>) that I do.<\/p>\n

My friends are so (adjective<\/u><\/em>) to me. I have over (number<\/u><\/em>) followers on (Internet site<\/u><\/em>). I think that\u2019s awesome, don\u2019t you?<\/p>\n

(celebrity<\/u><\/em>)\u2019s big (noun<\/u><\/em>) is in the mail. I really hope that you like me and will (verb<\/u><\/em>) me a (noun<\/u><\/em>) at your school.<\/p>\n

Hugs,<\/p>\n

(son\/daughter of celebrity<\/u><\/em>)<\/p>\n

_________________________________<\/p>\n

Here’s ours:<\/h6>\n

To: Dean of Dogs<\/u><\/em><\/p>\n

Subject: College Application Essay<\/p>\n

Date: March 14, 2019<\/p>\n

Dear Papaya<\/u><\/em> or Hat<\/u><\/em>,<\/p>\n

I\u2019m steadily<\/u><\/em> excited about applying to your college. My hairbrushes<\/u> <\/em>have been guiding pasta noodles <\/em>all my life. They merrily<\/u> hid<\/u> <\/em>me to study hard and make a contribution to my local phone<\/u><\/em>. Without their cuts<\/u><\/em> I couldn\u2019t even consider a college like yours.<\/p>\n

Because I\u2019m as grumpy<\/u><\/em> as a anchor<\/u><\/em> I haven\u2019t, like, spent much time jumping<\/u><\/em> on all that math<\/u><\/em> stuff. But my sailboat<\/u><\/em> figured out a way to pay someone lots of lamp<\/u><\/em> to take jugs<\/u><\/em> for me! Like it was so gasp!<\/u><\/em>. Those last two years in Grenada<\/u><\/em> were like a Parmesan cheese<\/u><\/em> and I pulled down a 101.3<\/u><\/em>.<\/p>\n

I\u2019m maybe suffering from multiple sclerosis<\/u><\/em>, so we hired a bright<\/u><\/em> boy pretending to be me playing C<\/span>a<\/em>tan<\/u><\/em>. I gotta say, though, my legs<\/u><\/em> are really fluffy<\/u><\/em> thanks to all the sniffling<\/u><\/em> that I do. My friends are so dim<\/u><\/em> to me. I have over 9<\/u><\/em> followers on Google<\/u><\/em>. I think that\u2019s awesome, don\u2019t you?<\/p>\n

George Clooney<\/u><\/em>\u2019s big charging cable<\/u><\/em> is in the mail. I really hope that you like me and will giggle<\/u><\/em> me a TV<\/u><\/em> at your school.<\/p>\n

Hugs,<\/p>\n

Any of the Kardashians<\/u><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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