{"id":4204,"date":"2019-11-26T17:40:31","date_gmt":"2019-11-26T21:40:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/aleta.life\/?p=4204"},"modified":"2019-12-02T09:39:00","modified_gmt":"2019-12-02T13:39:00","slug":"piles-of-too","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/aleta.life\/index.php\/2019\/11\/26\/piles-of-too\/","title":{"rendered":"Piles of Too"},"content":{"rendered":"<h6><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full\" data-wpid=\"1074\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/aleta.life\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/IMG_20191202_120320929_HDR3.jpg?w=604&#038;ssl=1\"><\/h6>\n<h6>Position: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/maps\/place\/36%C2%B009'40.0%22N+5%C2%B020'53.0%22W\/@36.1611111,-5.3502496,17z\/data=!3m1!4b1!4m5!3m4!1s0x0:0x0!8m2!3d36.1611111!4d-5.3480556?hl=en\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">36\u00b0 9&#8242; 40&#8221;N 5\u00b0 20&#8242; 53&#8221;W<\/a><\/h6>\n<p>Hi Guys! Marlon here. Or should I say, Hola chicos \u2013 Marlon aqui! Things are going pretty well here in Spain. I\u2019ve got to say, there are lots of dogs here and they all speak dog. It\u2019s awesome. So far I\u2019ve been to over 16 countries. That\u2019s cool. But what\u2019s really cool is I\u2019ve spoken with dogs in every country I\u2019ve been in and they\u2019ve all spoken dog back to me. I\u2019ll bark \u2013 they\u2019ll bark, they\u2019ll woof \u2013 I\u2019ll yap. It\u2019s all good.<\/p>\n<p>In Spain I\u2019ve noticed there\u2019s lots of dogs on balconies and behind screen doors. I can hear them and they can hear me coming. Sometimes it\u2019s all chill and relaxed. I\u2019ll bark out a friendly, \u2018Yo, what\u2019s up dude?\u2019 They\u2019ll give me a bark and say, \u2018Not much homie\u2019. Then sometimes the dogs are just bored and fed up and start cutting me a raft of something unpleasant. So, I do my best to wind them up. I\u2019ll match their energy and then take it up a notch. Just for the heck of it. Usually, they tell me to go away in rude terms. I walk by with my best \u2018if they go low, I go high\u2019 look on my face.<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019ve noticed here that they must not get much rain in Spain. Or maybe it&#8217;s on the plains. The reason I bark that is that every sidewalk and street is tiled. Tiles are nice on a wall, but under paw they\u2019re really slippery. I\u2019ve skidderooed around in the wet and it\u2019s no fun at all. I guess that the peoples running the towns don\u2019t like their peoples walking around much in the rain. It\u2019s kinda of scary watching my peoples gingerly tiptoeing around trying not to slip. I keep thinking they\u2019re going fall on their keisters and break something. So far I\u2019ve been lucky, but I don\u2019t miss the rain.<\/p>\n<p>The other thing I\u2019ve noticed is that peoples here aren\u2019t always happy to see me. Or any other dog for that matter. I\u2019ve heard that some folks here think dogs are dirty. Maybe it\u2019s because their peoples aren\u2019t very good about picking up poo. After all, that\u2019s half of what peoples are for \u2013 picking up poo, right? The other half is feeding and walking and cuddling with us pups. Not sure what the issue is, but it\u2019s a little out of whack. It\u2019s a bit like an old joke I know: Why is walking around on tiles in the rain a like being interrogated by the KGB? Because, one slip and you\u2019re in the sh**!<\/p>\n<p>That\u2019s it. Gotta go! I\u2019m late for my mani-pawdi and a brushing! Love you guys! Bark soon! Chow!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Position: 36\u00b0 9&#8242; 40&#8221;N 5\u00b0 20&#8242; 53&#8221;W Hi Guys! Marlon here. Or should I say, Hola chicos \u2013 Marlon aqui! Things are going pretty well here in Spain. 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