{"id":8651,"date":"2021-09-28T13:00:51","date_gmt":"2021-09-28T20:00:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/aleta.life\/?p=8651"},"modified":"2021-09-28T13:45:36","modified_gmt":"2021-09-28T20:45:36","slug":"the-hamlich-manoeuvre","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/aleta.life\/index.php\/2021\/09\/28\/the-hamlich-manoeuvre\/","title":{"rendered":"The Hamlich Manoeuvre"},"content":{"rendered":"
Position: 45\u00b030’12″N 122\u00b040’12″W<\/a><\/h6>\n

Hi Guys! Marlon here! Figured it was time to bring all my fans up to date on what I\u2019ve been up to. Dog! Lots of changes! I have to say I\u2019m fairly pooched just thinking about it all. I told you the story of my triumphant return to America<\/a>. Once I got here it was cool seeing everyone I hadn\u2019t seen in a while. That is until I figured out my boat peoples did a dump and run on me. Sheesh! They left me with the younger peoples and another refugee from an animal shelter! (I\u2019ve been told that calling younger people \u2018little\u2019 isn\u2019t PC. It took me a while to understand that because I thought PC meant Puppy Chow!)<\/p>\n

My new house buddy is George Gordon Byron. But peoples call him Spencer, which he has given up trying to correct. Good Lord! He believes he is reincarnated and in a previous life was a poet. Which took me a while to understand because I thought p.o.e.t. meant \u2018pee on every-thing\u2019. He\u2019s a pretty funny fellow, though. Always full of stories. I think it\u2019s partly because of his southern upbringing. He also speaks in rhymes, except when he wants Salmon. Then he\u2019s pretty direct. We give each other the side eye and then it\u2019s a full-on game of snatch. He\u2019s pretty quick for a big dog in pajamas. I tease him because I think he looks like he\u2019s wearing pajamas. He takes it pretty well. He never fails to tell me his coat has more of a lounge jacket vibe. Like Huge Hefner, or some such people. I pretend to know what he\u2019s growling about.<\/p>\n